Welcome to my side project, distinguished, dedicated and short-of-time End Time Prophet.
Let’s face it: Being chosen, fearless, constantly persecuted, misunderstood and truth-seeking nowadays can be tiring.
We’ve all been there: You feel the world is ending but all you really want to do today is to chill on the couch, eat a pizza and let the day go by? You seek more efficient ways to extract and communicate prophecies? What if I told you, there is a way!
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What others think of Prophecy bro’ (TM) (a mixed bag..):
“Totally disappointed! I shared the prophecy with my boyfriend and he had to walk home without socks. Now he is lying sick on the couch. Girls night cancelled!” – Susan, 24
“The revelation from Prophecy bro’ really realligned my life. Time is short, I found my love for pizza and I am not ashamed to say I love the pinapple on it” – Derek, 53
“If this is a joke, its not funny. It feels too real.” – Gisela, 44
“Kinda okay actually, but I stick to my own conspiracies, thanks.” – Evert, 42